You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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