i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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