? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The Olympian is in my bed
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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