when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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