He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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