You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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