problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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