Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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