haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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