i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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