Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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