im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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