Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Dick very happy bro
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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