i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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