Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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