you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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