sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
