If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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