I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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