my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
