But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
