Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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