when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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