I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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