is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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