The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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