i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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