In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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