She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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