Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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