That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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