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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Do you remember whose house we're in?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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