there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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