I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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