What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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