the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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