WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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