susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You're like the curious george of whores
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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