we're blogging at a bar
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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