Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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