He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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