i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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