He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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