Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Randomize
