Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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