Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
