I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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