We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize