if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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