He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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