rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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