You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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