I CAN MOONWALK!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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