Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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